Damn You're Ancient Funny Birthday Banner 100th 90th 80th 70th 60th 50th 40th...

Description: Damn You're Ancient Funny Birthday Banner 100th 90th 80th 70th 60th 50th 40th 30th Youre Old Sign Party Decoration Glitter Photo Booth Props (Gold) Product Description Make 'Em Laugh as They Age: "Damn You're Ancient" Birthday Banner Getting older? Embrace the inevitable march of time with our "Damn You're Ancient" birthday banner! It's the perfect blend of glitter and jest, designed to highlight the joy of aging with a sparkle. After all, if you can't stop the years from flying by, you might as well laugh about it! One Banner, Every Milestone: Whether it's the big three-oh or the start of the centenarian club, this banner is your go-to decor. Crafted to tickle the funny bone of any age, it's versatile enough for your dirty 30 or the refined elegance of a 90th soiree. Let's face it, "happy birthday" is overrated when you can tell it it is! Quality That Lasts Longer Youth: Our banners are fine wine; they get with age. Made with high-quality materials, they can withstand the wildest of parties and the test of time—much your sense of humor. Effortless Setup: We know you've got things to do fiddle with complicated decorations—reminiscing about your youth! That's why our banners come with an easy setup. Hang it up, snap some pics, and prove that while you may be ancient, your party game is forever young. Not Just a Decoration, But a Declaration: This isn't just another birthday banner; it's a statement. A proclamation that you've racked up enough years to know how to party with panache. So go ahead, flaunt your age, and show the youngsters how it's done! Key Features HUMOROUS MILESTONE CELEBRATION: Perfect for 30th to 100th birthdays, this 'Damn You're Ancient' glitter banner adds a laugh to any party and doubles as a unique photo booth prop. VERSATILE PARTY DECOR: Ideal for both men and women, complementing themes from 'Old Lives Matter' to 'Aged to Perfection' and matching any decor, including rose gold or black. DURABLE & REUSABLE: This standout, funny birthday banner is made to last and can be reused for multiple birthdays or as a staple in birthday table decorations. GIFT OF LAUGHTER: Beyond decor, this happy birthday banner serves as a memorable gift for anyone embracing a milestone age, perfect for 60th, 70th, and even 90th celebrations. SPARKLING ADDITION TO PARTIES: With its light-hearted humor and stylish glitter, this banner is an excellent match for birthday party supplies, from 30th to 80th festivities. Return Policy ⦿ 30-Day Return Policy. Contact us via eBay messaging for returns. ⦿ 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We will provide a satisfactory solution. ⦿ Free Shipping and Free Return 30-Days Money Back Guarantee. ⦿ Contact us for the returning address. Shipping Information ⦿ We ship to the address provided on eBay only. ⦿ Delivery takes 3-5 business days. ⦿ Shipping services used: UPS, FedEx, USPS, etc. ⦿ We only ship to the 48 contiguous states of the USA. ⦿ Contact us for any shipping issues. Contact us ⦿ Reach out via eBay message. We respond within 1 business day. ⦿ Customer satisfaction is our top priority. ⦿ Please contact us with any issues before leaving feedback. About us We are dedicated to providing high-quality products at competitive prices, ensuring that you receive the best value for your money. Our team is committed to exceptional customer service and making your shopping experience as smooth as possible. With years of experience in the industry, we have established strong relationships with suppliers to bring you a diverse range of products. We continuously strive to enhance our product offerings and services to meet and exceed customer expectations. Our goal is to ensure 100% customer satisfaction by addressing any concerns promptly and effectively. Thank you for choosing us as your trusted seller, and we look forward to serving you again in the future.

Price: 19.45 USD

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

End Time: 2024-10-25T07:33:22.000Z

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