Damn You're Ancient Funny Birthday Banner 100th 90th 80th 70th 60th 50th 40th...

Description: Damn You're Ancient Funny Birthday Banner 100th 90th 80th 70th 60th 50th 40th 30th Youre Old Sign Party Decoration Glitter Photo Booth Props Men (Silver) HUMOROUS MILESTONE CELEBRATION: Perfect for 30th to 100th birthdays, this 'Damn You're Ancient' glitter banner adds a laugh to any party and doubles as a unique photo booth prop. VERSATILE PARTY DECOR: Ideal for both men and women, complementing themes from 'Old Lives Matter' to 'Aged to Perfection' and matching any decor, including rose gold or black. DURABLE & REUSABLE: This standout, funny birthday banner is made to last and can be reused for multiple birthdays or as a staple in birthday table decorations. GIFT OF LAUGHTER: Beyond decor, this happy birthday banner serves as a memorable gift for anyone embracing a milestone age, perfect for 60th, 70th, and even 90th celebrations. SPARKLING ADDITION TO PARTIES: With its light-hearted humor and stylish glitter, this banner is an excellent match for birthday party supplies, from 30th to 80th festivities. Make 'Em Laugh as They Age: "Damn You're Ancient" Birthday Banner Getting older? Embrace the inevitable march of time with our "Damn You're Ancient" birthday banner! It's the perfect blend of glitter and jest, designed to highlight the joy of aging with a sparkle. After all, if you can't stop the years from flying by, you might as well laugh about it! One Banner, Every Milestone: Whether it's the big three-oh or the start of the centenarian club, this banner is your go-to decor. Crafted to tickle the funny bone of any age, it's versatile enough for your dirty 30 or the refined elegance of a 90th soiree. Let's face it, "happy birthday" is overrated when you can tell it like it is! Quality That Lasts Longer Than Youth: Our banners are like fine wine; they get better with age. Made with high-quality materials, they can withstand the wildest of parties and the test of time—much like your sense of humor. Effortless Setup: We know you've got better things to do than fiddle with complicated decorations—like reminiscing about your youth! That's why our banners come with an easy setup. Hang it up, snap some pics, and prove that while you may be ancient, your party game is forever young. Not Just a Decoration, But a Declaration: This isn't just another birthday banner; it's a statement. A proclamation that you've racked up enough years to know how to party with panache. So go ahead, flaunt your age, and show the youngsters how it's done! Shipping We offer FREE shipping on all orders! We ship within Three business days of payment, usually sooner. We use a selection of shipping services such as UPS, FedEx, USPS etc. We only ship to the lower 48 states, no APO/FPO addresses or PO Boxes allowed. Local pickups and combined shipping options are not provided at this time. Return You can return a product for up to 30 days from the date you purchased it. Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt. Payment We accept payment by any of the following methods:PayPalPlease pay as soon as possible after winning an auction, as that will allow us to post your item to you sooner! Feedback Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If you have any problem with your order, please contact us and we will do our best to make you satisfied. Contact Us If you have any queries, please contact us via ebay. We usually respond within 24 hours on weekdays. Please visit our eBay store to check out other items for sale! Thank you for shopping at our store.

Price: 7.22 USD

Location: Fontana, California

End Time: 2024-11-13T02:55:33.000Z

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