Mail Order Massacres by Hunter Shea (English) Paperback Book

Description: Mail Order Massacres by Hunter Shea Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description Sea monkeys. 3-D specs. Hypno-coins. Ant farms. Kryptonite rocks. Miniature submarines made from cardboard. All available for a buck or less from the back page of comic books. And we blew our weekly allowance on these rip-offs, only to be disappointed when they turned out to be total crap.But what if these bogus products had side effects not advertised? In horror master Hunter Sheas MAIL ORDER MASSACRE, sometimes you do get more than you paid for . . .JUST ADD WATERIts been years since David and Patrick flushed away the dead Sea Serpents they got in the mail. After thriving in the toxic stew of pollution, strange, slimy creatures now rise from the sewers. Once the screaming starts, David and Patrick realize that their childhood pets really did come to life. With a vengeance. Theyre massive monsters. . . and ravenous for human flesh!OPTICAL DELUSIONMartin punishes his son for wasting his allowance on a pair of cardboard X-ray specs. But when Martin tries them on, hes stunned to see through walls and clothes. But the novelty becomes a waking nightmare when the glasses burn into his face and he starts seeing horrifying apocalyptic visions no mortal man was ever meant to see. Images that turn him from a husband and father to a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac . . .MONEY BACK GUARANTEEWith her sons heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary orders the craft advertised on the back of a comic book. But when her son nearly drowns in the swimming pool, an enraged Rosemary complains to the Better Business Bureau. The companys customer service center retaliates with threatening phone calls. Then her son and husband disappear. Now its all-out war and Rosemary wants her $1.99 back!Praise for Hunter Shea"A lot of splattery fun."-Publishers Weekly Author Biography Hunter Shea is the author of the novels Optical Delusion, Just Add Water, Tortures of the Damned, The Jersey Devil, The Montauk Monster, Sinister Entity, Forest of Shadows, Swamp Monster Massacre, and Evil Eternal. His stories have appeared in numerous magazines, including Dark Moon Digest, Morpheus Tales and the Cemetery Dance anthology Shocklines - Fresh Voices in Terror. His obsession with all things horrific has led him to real life exploration of the paranormal, interviews with exorcists and other things that would keep most people awake with the lights on. He lives in New York with his family and vindictive cat. He waits with Biblical patience for the Mets to win a World Series. You can read about his latest travails and communicate with him at Details ISBN 1516109155 ISBN-13 9781516109159 Title Mail Order Massacres Author Hunter Shea Format Paperback Year 2018 Pages 198 Publisher Kensington Publishing GE_Item_ID:128424344; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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